Reel Review Mom

So I have a tendency of saving up Amazon money and choosing delayed delivery and getting credits that I can use to purchase on movies and TV shows. That’s my secret by the way.

So, tonight I decided to spend some of my $$ credits (I have $64 btw) and watch Stephen King’s new movie, The Long Walk.

Just going to say this right now. I love to walk. I feel like perhaps Forrest Gump when I say that…. I’m a great speedwalker; I can walk for long distances. This might not sound like a wonderful attribute, but it could come in handy! And, I’m telling you right now, don’t count me out. . . Do not count me out as a serious threat for whatever, like walking competitions, maybe endurance-type sh*t, the apocalypse, something….. AND, I have a wonderful sense of direction.

Listen, I don’t want to brag or anything but, I walk on average 10,000 steps a day, just saying, just saying…..LOL.

I have to say I did notice there are no female characters on The Long Walk. I have to say I think that females would have dominated it because we would welcome the distraction. We would be okay with this . . . Women have endurance. We birth babies. . .  We literally create life. . .Walking is no big deal after you do all that. But, let’s not let men feel like they’re insignificant or anything; on with the movie…..lol.

Also, just got to say I support you ‘Fern’ as a mom for your son. I see you! I love this actress and she will forever be in my heart as ‘Fern’ from Jawbreakers (one of my all-time favorite movies).

This movie was WORTH. EVERY. PENNY.

Thank you Amazon.

It was worth every penny that I saved from not immediately shipping items such as Cottonelle toilet paper, Temptations cat treats, Rainbow goldfish, and AA batteries.

I ❤️ AMERICA. AND Stephen King.

Stephen King, if you’re reading this, will you please do a movie or TV series about my favorite book you ever wrote called The Eye of the Dragon.